Powdered Urine (100% Success): Pass Drug Test On Short Notice

What Makes A Good Synthetic Urine?

Need to pass a drug test on relatively short notice? Chances are, you’re gonna need to purchase some sort of fake urine, since most detoxing products take awhile to flush out your system.

With all the products on the market, how are you supposed to know which ones work and which do not?

Well, to start, we must consider what the tests are actually testing for. Although the specifics depend on what test it is, the lab will scan the urine for the presence of certain substances other than those related to the drugs in order to make sure the sample is legit. Below, I have outlined the most common substances that are looked for in urinalysis.

There are five main factors that one should consider when investing in fake pee :

Temperature

In order for a sample to be considered negative, it must be within range of a normal human body temperature. Obviously, testers do this as a way to stop people from bringing in fake pee or other substances in an attempt to fool the test. You can raise the sample’s temperature to match that of your body by concealing it as close to you as possible. Conveniently, many kits, such as the Urinator, come with straps so that you can secure it under your clothing.

pH Level

Testers will also monitor the pH levels of the sample as a way to make sure no substances were added to the sample. A normal urine sample will be slightly acidic, registering around 6.5 – 7, but a wider scale is accepted to account for natural outliers.

Gravity

Gravity is how hydration levels in the body are measured. It basically measures the density of the urine, giving them a picture of how much solute is present in it. A normal measurement, meaning that the person is sufficiently hydrated, is from 1.002 to 1.030. Make sure that your fake urine product mentions its gravity, because this is a pretty common thing to test for that could cost you a positive or inconclusive result if it is not in the correct range.

Creatinine 

Creatinine is a natural waste product the body excretes when you use your muscles or digest meat. Like the pH level, acceptable levels of this vary, so just be conscious of whether or not the fake urine product you’re researching mentions the inclusion of this substance.

Uric Acid 

Another component that should be present in the urine sample is uric acid, which is waste that is mostly filtered by the kidneys, but some still passes through. Normal levels of this substance in the urine would be around 3.4 – 7 or 2.4 – 6 mg/dL or depending on if you are male or female.

Now that you’re aware of the most common substances tested for, does the fake urine you’re looking at measure up to the challenge?

If the product you are researching has a way to make sure the temperature is correct, ensures that the levels of several essential chemicals are in the correct range, and you have a way to discreetly load the sample into the cup, your chances of passing the test are looking pretty good.

On the off chance that you would be monitored more closely during the test, there are several holders that make it look like you are urinating rather than pouring the sample from a container. Although they can be more expensive, this is the only other factor that could prevent your fake urine from passing the test (given that the product isn’t past its expiration date), so I think it would be worth the investment!

Tips For Using Synthetic Urine

So you have your synthetic urine product, now what?

Oftentimes, people get worried about the transfer process in which you get the fake pee into the testing container. Depending on the format of your test, it is possible that another person could be monitoring your deposit either visually or auditorily. In this article we’ll be going over the best ways to ensure that testers believe you are truly peeing into the sample cup!

Let’s say that you are behind closed doors, but there is someone outside listening. The three main focuses here would be making sure that the sample is at the right temperature, that there are no weird noises as you get the sample out, and that it sounds like somebody peeing. For the temperature, ideally, you could just strap the sample to yourself under your clothes so that it matches your body temperature. It is important here to be aware of how accessible it is, knowing that you will have to quickly remove it and empty it into the cup. Many companies offer additional harnesses / straps for the urine so that you can store it comfortably and conveniently. If you don’t want to purchase such a product, you could always secure a plastic bag or container to your inner thigh or waist, just make sure it won’t leak or make too much noise! Finally, pour the sample from high enough up and slow enough to where it sounds like you are actually urinating: the tester may become suspicious if it’s completely silent or all rushes out of the cup at once.

Now, let’s say that for some reason you are being visually monitored. This is where we’re gonna have to get a bit tricky. Since most DIY methods require you to remove the sample from your body and pour it into the cup, you’re probably gonna have to buy a specialty product for this one. They are definitely more expensive than just a plastic bag and tape, but hey you want that clean drug test result, right? Several companies manufacture “delivery devices” that allow you to deposit the fake urine directly from your pants. They come at varying degrees of realism and price level, but I would definitely do some research into those and find out which specific model would work best for you! When using one of these, temperature shouldn’t be an issue, given that they wrap around so close to your body. Well, hopefully this article gave you some insight as to how you can effectively load your sample into the cup and get that negative test result! If you have any more questions about this process or the fake pee itself, feel free to check out some of our other articles.

 

Check Out Our Fake Urine Products:

The Urinator:

One of our top selling products, the Urinator ensures that your sample will remain at proper body temperature and come with clean results! Thanks to its self regulating urine warmer, you won’t have to worry about whether or not the sample is close enough to your body. This kit comes with over $100 worth of synthetic urine, a heating sleeve, a thermometer, an IV bag, syringe for mixing and filling the container, and an instructions manual.

 

Urine Simulation With Powdered Urine Kit:

For slightly less than the Urinator, the Urine Simulation Kit can help you get those negative test results you desire! Included in the kit is a vial of fake pee, a temperature strip, 2 air activated heaters, and a medical transport vial. Although you will have to find your own way to conceal the sample, this kit provides security concerning its temperature and ability to pass the drug test.

Klear Urine Additive:

For those up against less sophisticated tests, aka non lab tests, Klear Urine Additive could be a cheap way to get negative results. All you gotta do is place a couple of the crystals into your urine sample and stir until they dissolve. Again, this is not the most reliable method, but if you only need to pass a fairly cheap test, this product is worth a shot.

 

Toxins and Drug Detox Products

Need to pass your drug test and have a decent amount of time to prepare? Consider investing in a detox product, rather than synthetic urine. With detox products, you will no longer have to worry about sample temperatures or the pesky process of transferring it. Depending on how long you have before the test, we have several options to help you get those clean results!